you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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