he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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