I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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