They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You may now shotgun with the bride
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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