Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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