i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
