Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Pappa wants mamma naked
I showed him my bush... on skype.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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