We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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