You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
