Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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