Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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