ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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