I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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