am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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