Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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