The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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