i dedicated my morning wood to you.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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