I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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