Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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