shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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