Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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