So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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