come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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