You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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