Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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