now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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