White coat. Heels.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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