I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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