Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
