Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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