Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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