I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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