sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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