Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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