She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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