Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Slut skills are useful in every country.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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