It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
