i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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