You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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