if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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