your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
