just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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