yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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