I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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