i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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