I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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