We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I have fence marks all over my body
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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