Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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