think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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