So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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