I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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