Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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