i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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