Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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