I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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