no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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