Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i came on her dog
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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